So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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