it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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