I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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