dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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