i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Me. At least after what I've been through.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
