i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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