She is in my trunk
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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