left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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