you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
they're like a gay fantastic four
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
