HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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