he puts the penis in happiness.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Someone came in the potted fern
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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