Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
