Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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