we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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