So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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