i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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