So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
