Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
there was a trapeze. enough said
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
