That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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