Porn is love you can see.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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