hell yes lets make some ravioli
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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