She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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