We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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