Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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