Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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