so that wasnt chicken after all
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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