It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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