We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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