Do vagina's smell?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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