Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we're making bets on your personal life
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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