Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my sisters under your porch take her home
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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