So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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