what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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