new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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