I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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