just tell him i said nine months
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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