All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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