saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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