Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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