yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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