did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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