So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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