I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
my nose is crying tears of wow.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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