In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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