have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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