dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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