Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She announced her abortion via fbk
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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