Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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