he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sex in the backyard? Check.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
