bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Couch. On fire.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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